Error logging in SQL Server

Error Logging in SQL Server procedures SQL server offers a programming base, called Stored Procedures, where in you can execute a sequence. But some times, there will be errors when executing statements in bulk. So we need to track those errors too. Error logging involves 3 steps: – Creating a table to log errors (one time activity) – Creating a seperate procedure to log necessary information – Using that procedure, at appropriate stages, by passing necessary parameters ——————————— Creating a table to log errors ——————————–…

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Hamburger Restaurant

A rather attractive woman goes up to the register in an upscale hamburger establishment. She gestures alluringly to a large man who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress is cheek, which is slowly turning a crimson red.”Are you the owner?” she asks, now softly stroking his face with both hands. “No” he replies, “I’m just the manager.” “Can you get him for me? I…

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