Super Insults – Jokes

A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Dear Parent,
Kumar doesn’t smell nice in class. Please try to Bathe him.
Parent’s answer:
Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him……

Mother to Son:
Who is Tipu sultan ?
Son : don’t know
Mother : sometime give attention to study also
Son to Mother : Do you know chinky aunty ?
Mother : don’t know
Son: sometimes give attention to PAPA also

A cute xcuse:
Teacher-Y r u late?
Student-Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher-so wht mks U late if dey wr fightng?
Student-1shoe was in mom’s hand and one in dad’s..

Girl: wat’s d price of galaxy grand??
Salesman: Rs.18,000/-
Girl: “bapre”
Girl: and iphone?? . .
Salesman: “bapre” + “bapre”+ “bapre”

Innovative India:
An American asked a Indian child, “How old are you ?”
Child replied:
Ghar pe 11,
School me 12,
Bus me 10,
Train me 7 &
Facebook pe 18…!!

Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gave me a book
How to Cook !!!

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