Category Archives: Jokes

Super Insults – Jokes

A letter from a teacher to a parent: Dear Parent, Kumar doesn’t smell nice in class. Please try to Bathe him. Parent’s answer: Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him…… Mother to Son: Who is Tipu sultan ? Son : don’t know Mother : sometime give attention to study also Son to Mother : Do you know chinky aunty ? Mother : don’t know Son: sometimes give attention to PAPA also A cute xcuse: Teacher-Y r u late? Student-Mom & dad…

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Changing the world – the .css way

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Facts in India – Party time

(Source: Forwarded email) # Always order soup 1 by 2 (INVENTED IN INDIA). That way you get more than if you had ordered 1 soup with an extra bowl. # When ordering sugar cane juice, first insist on no ice cubes. However after the first few sips, ask for the ice cubes with a straight face. # Ask for extra puri when you are just finishing your bhel or sev-puri. It is absolutely ok! Ask for pani after finishing Gol-gappa. It is good for health.…

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Appraisal letter

Dear Manager (HR), Vivek, my assistant programmer, can always be found hard at work in his cubicle. Vivek works independently, without wasting company time talking to colleagues. Vivek never thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always finishes given assignments on time. Often Vivek takes extended measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee breaks. Vivek is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Vivek can be…

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By all Means… MARRY! – Sayings

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. The great question… which I have not been able to answer……

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Long live bachelors

Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life !! Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. Don’t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for  two years. Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a…

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10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends… Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here.. 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet… Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:- No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia…..why don’t you try again. 3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask… Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people. Answer:- Why? Would it rather have…

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James bond and a telugu guy

Once it so happened in a flight that, James bond was sitting besides a Telugu guy. Both were traveling to US. Telugu Guy : “Hello, May I know ur name please?” James Bond : “I am Bond.. James Bond.” James Bond: “and you?” Telugu Guy : ” I am Sai… Venkata Sai… Siva Venkata Sai… Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai…. Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai… Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai… Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai … Bommiraju Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata…

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