Category Archives: Special Jokes

By all Means… MARRY! – Sayings

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. The great question… which I have not been able to answer……

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Hamburger Restaurant

A rather attractive woman goes up to the register in an upscale hamburger establishment. She gestures alluringly to a large man who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress is cheek, which is slowly turning a crimson red.”Are you the owner?” she asks, now softly stroking his face with both hands. “No” he replies, “I’m just the manager.” “Can you get him for me? I…

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Friendship of Eyes

Do you know the relationship between two eyes..? they blink together, they move together, they cry together, they see things together and they sleep together BUT THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER.. That’s what friendship is BUT BUT But when a beautiful girl comes in front, one eye goes blink and the other remains open …………………………………. Moral of the story: Girls can break even the best of friendships. 0

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Pregnant Unwed Daughter

A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant. Scared, she confides this ‘news’ to her mother. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, “Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!” The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house. He sits in…

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