Woman already has great respect.

Why is it showed off that woman is not treated with respect? woman already has been given a lot of respect. OK let me present my view of why woman is not being given respect. A lot of concerns about the respect arises from the situations of problems. it is basic nature of man and woman that is bringing this controversies. a lady makes her thinking better by talking and by letting her feelings out. a man, on the opposite side of coin, makes his…

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Lighter side of Poems

Roses are red, violets are blue Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo. Don’t feel so angry, you will find me there too Not in a cage but laughing at you. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Twinkle twinkle little star You should know what you are And once you know what you are Mental hospital is not so far. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful Why doesn’t it rain on you? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* I wrote your…

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Project Managers

Team of Managers was given an assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So theManagers go out to the flagpole with ladders and tape.They’re falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures – the whole thing is just a mess. An Engineer comes along and sees what they’re trying to do, walks over,pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures it from end to end, gives the measurement to one of the managers and walks away. After the Engineer has gone,…

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Error logging in SQL Server

Error Logging in SQL Server procedures SQL server offers a programming base, called Stored Procedures, where in you can execute a sequence. But some times, there will be errors when executing statements in bulk. So we need to track those errors too. Error logging involves 3 steps: – Creating a table to log errors (one time activity) – Creating a seperate procedure to log necessary information – Using that procedure, at appropriate stages, by passing necessary parameters ——————————— Creating a table to log errors ——————————–…

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Hamburger Restaurant

A rather attractive woman goes up to the register in an upscale hamburger establishment. She gestures alluringly to a large man who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress is cheek, which is slowly turning a crimson red.”Are you the owner?” she asks, now softly stroking his face with both hands. “No” he replies, “I’m just the manager.” “Can you get him for me? I…

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Musafir hoon yaaron

Musafir Hoon Yaaron Na Ghar Hai Na Tikhana Hm Hm He Musafir Hoon Yaaron Na Ghar Hai Na Tikhana Mujhe Chalte Jaana Hai Bas Chalte Jaana Ek Raah Rukh Gayi Tho Aur Judh Gayi Main Mura Tho Saath Saath Raha Murgayi Hawaon Ke Paron Par Mera Ashiana Musafir Hoon Yaaron Na Ghar Hai Na Tikhana Mujhe Chalte Jaana Hai Bas Chalte Jaana Din Ne Haath Thaam Kar Idhar Bithaliya Raat Ne Ishaare Se Udhar Bulahliya Subah se Shaam Se Mera Dostana Musafir Hoon Yaaron Na…

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People born in February

These are what people born in February have, like me. * Abstract thoughts * Loves reality and abstract * Intelligent and clever * Changing personality * Temperamental * Quiet, shy and humble * Low self esteem * Honest and loyal * Determined to reach goals * Loves freedom * Rebellious when restricted * Loves aggressiveness * Too sensitive and easily hurt * Showing anger easily * Dislike unnecessary things * Loves making friends but rarely shows it * Daring and stubborn * Ambitious * Realizing…

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My test on Tickle

Days back I took a test on tickle.com and here is what they said about me. “… Your Intellectual Type is Precision Processor. This means you’re exceptionally good at discovering quick solutions to problems, especially ones that involve math or logic. You’re also resourceful and able to think on your feet. And that’s just some of what we know about you from your test results. …” 0

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Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Mein

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai, ke jaise tujko banaya gaya hai mere liye. Tu ab se pehle sitaron mein bas rahi thi kahin, tuje jamin pe bulya gaya he mere liye. Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai, ke ye badan ye nighanon meri amanat hai, yeh geshuon ki ghani chhaon hai meri khatir, ye hothon aur yeh bahen meri amanat hai. Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai, ke jaise bajti hai shenhaiyan si rahon mein, Suhag raat hai…

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Baar baar dekho – lyrics

Baar Baar Dekho, Hazaar Baar Dekho Ke Dekhane Kii Chiiz Hai, Hamaaraa Dilarubaa, Taalii Ho Taalii Ho, Taalii Ho (Haa.N Jii Haa.N, Aur Bhii Ho.Nge Diladaar Yahaa.N Laakho.N Dilo.N Kii Bahaar Yahaa.N Par Ye Baat Kahaa.N ) \- 2 Ye Bemisaal Husn, Laajavaab Ye Aadaa, Taalii Ho Taalii Ho, Taalii Ho (Dil Milaa, Ek Jaan\-E\-Mahafil Milaa Yaa Chiraag\-E\-Ma.Nzil Milaa Ye Na Puuchho Ke Kahaa.N ) \- 2 Nayaa Nayaa Ye Aashiqii Kaa Raaz Hai Mera, Taalii Ho Taalii Ho, Taalii Ho (Balle Balle, Uthake Mistar…

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