Baapu Ne Bola Hai

Baapu Ne Bola Hai……. “Agar koi tumhari salary na increase kare , tumhe promotion na de, tum kam karte raho…. sirf kam hi nehi zada kam karo…… promotion ki ummed na karo……. Dekhna, Uski aatma ek din jaroor jaagegi. Aur vo tumhe salary hike aur promotion zaroor dega” Aur agar fir bhi koi salary hike aur promotion nahi mile , to uske paas jana, use ek Guldasta dena…. aur kehna……. Get well soon maamu, i am resigning… 🙂 0

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Program to propose

static time=n; for(one_side_looks=1; one_side_looks<=two_side_looks; one_side_looks++) { if(not timeout) { //create_situation(); var situation=observe_situation(); if(situation==ok) { start transaction(); static result=propose(); if(result==accepted) commit(); else rollback(); } else { wait_for_another_situation(); } } } 0

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Before and After marriage

Before the marriage: He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don’t even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: NO! Why you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: Yes! She: Will you hit me? He: No way! I’m not such kind of person! She: Can I trust you? He: Yes. Now after the marriage you can read it from…

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Similar to a wife

asp.net ki sql server wife…. php ki mysql wife.. wife deggara anni untai, undali kuda.. eppudu avasaram vachina mohamatam lekunda adagochu. kakapothe okko sari tedaloste mogudani kuda chudakunda bootulu tidutundi. database lekunda gadapochu kani okko sari maree kastam ayipotundi.. anduke xml ni girl friend ga vadukovachu. kani parser unte gani daggariki ranantundi. parser (purse) leka pothe asalu moham kuda chudadu. 0

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Words formed from top row of keyboard

i, it, OOP, our, out, peer, pepper, peru, perwert, pet, pit, poor, pop, pot, potter, pour, pout, pow, power, pre, query, quiet, quit, quite, quitter, require, retry, reuter, riot, rip, root, router, row, tire, top, top row, tort, torture, tour, tower, toy, tree, trip, troy, try, tweet, tweety, two, typewriter, tyre, uret, utter, we, wet, wire, wow, writer, yet, yew, you 0

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Indian moms

A young Indian man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, “Ma, I’m going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I’m going to marry.” The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. Later, he says, “Okay Ma, guess which one I’m going to marry.” She immediately replies, “The one…

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Bihar Driving License Application!!

DERIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter. He will give you the licen. If you dot know how to fill ,copy from your phriend (dost)applikason. For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason. 1. Last name: (_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Don’t no (Check karet box) 2. Phust name: (_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Don’t no (Check karet box) 3. Age: (_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Don’t no…

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Roles of Gods in terms of Software Engineering

Brahma : Systems Installation Vishnu : Systems Administration & Support Lakshmi : Finance and Accounts consultant Saraswati : Training and Knowledge Management Shiva : DBA (Crash Specialist) Ganesh : Quality Assuarance & Documentation Narada : Data transfer Yama : Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant Chitragupta : IDP & Personal Records Apsaras : Downloadable Viruses Devas : Mainframe Programmers Surya : Solaris Administrator Rakshasas : In house Hackers Ravan : Internet Explorer WWWF Kumbhakarnan : Zombie Process Lakshman : Support Software and Backup Hanuman : Linux/s390 Vaali…

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Friendship of Eyes

Do you know the relationship between two eyes..? they blink together, they move together, they cry together, they see things together and they sleep together BUT THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER.. That’s what friendship is BUT BUT But when a beautiful girl comes in front, one eye goes blink and the other remains open …………………………………. Moral of the story: Girls can break even the best of friendships. 0

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