Appraisal letter

Dear Manager (HR), Vivek, my assistant programmer, can always be found hard at work in his cubicle. Vivek works independently, without wasting company time talking to colleagues. Vivek never thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always finishes given assignments on time. Often Vivek takes extended measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee breaks. Vivek is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Vivek can be…

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By all Means… MARRY! – Sayings

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. The great question… which I have not been able to answer……

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Long live bachelors

Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life !! Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. Don’t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for  two years. Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a…

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DEMENTIA TEST

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can’t take your time, answer all of them immediately. Okay? Let’s find out just how clever you really are…. Ready? GO!!! First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to…

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You Think English is Easy ???

A new twist to an oldie 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. 8) A bass…

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