The Boss…

Scientists at the Rocket Launching Station in Thumba, were in the habit of working for nearly 12 to 18 hours a day. There were about Seventy such scientists working on a project. All the scientists were quite frustrated due to the pressure of work and the demands of their boss but everyone was loyal to him and did not think of quitting the job. One day, one scientist came to his boss and told him – Sir, I have promised to my children that I…

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10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends… Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here.. 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet… Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:- No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia…..why don’t you try again. 3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask… Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people. Answer:- Why? Would it rather have…

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James bond and a telugu guy

Once it so happened in a flight that, James bond was sitting besides a Telugu guy. Both were traveling to US. Telugu Guy : “Hello, May I know ur name please?” James Bond : “I am Bond.. James Bond.” James Bond: “and you?” Telugu Guy : ” I am Sai… Venkata Sai… Siva Venkata Sai… Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai…. Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai… Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai… Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai … Bommiraju Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata…

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American Born Desi and his guide

An American Born Desi returned to India and hired a tourist cab for sight seeing. When taken to the Taj Mahal in Agra, he asked how many years it took to build it. The guide replied 20 years. The American desi remarked You guys are lazy, in America we can build some thing like this in 5 years. At Red Fort in Dehli he asked the same question. The guide reduced the period to impress him and said Ten years. Only ten years The American…

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Easy vs Difficult

EASY DIFFICULT Easy is to judge the mistakes of others Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes Easy is to talk without thinking Difficult is to refrain the tongue Easy is to hurt someone who loves us. Difficult is to heal the wound… Easy is to forgive others Difficult is to ask for forgiveness Easy is to set rules. Difficult is to follow them… Easy is to dream every night. Difficult is to fight for a dream… Easy is to show victory. Difficult is to…

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What a hell..

A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks ” What do they do here ?” He was told, ” First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day ” The man does not like the sound of…

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A different love letter and a beautiful reply!!!

Often happens in life A young teenage college guy send a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate. My Dear Reshma, Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options (a)10 marks, (b) 5 marks and (c) 3 marks. 1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because: (a) of love (b) you couldn’t control seeing me (c) really … am I doing it 2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because: (a) you always…

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A joke of coincidence

One morning at a doctors surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him” OK, what happened to your back?” The patient replies “You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked…

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