If only life could be like a computer!

If only life could be like a computer! If you messed up your life, you could press “Alt, Ctrl, Delete” and start all over! To get your daily exercise, just click on “run”! If you needed a break from life, click on “suspend”. Hit “any key” to continue life when ready. To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster. To “add/remove” someone in your life, click settings and control panel. To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings. If life gets…

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If there is a call center in heaven..

Imagine what would happen if GOD puts a call center in Heaven. When you pray, you will get this response: “Hi ,Thank you for calling Heaven. If you want to speak to Lord Ganesha – Press 1 Lord Shiva – Press 2 Lord Krishna – Press 3 ( Sorry, he is Busy with “Gopiyan ” ) For a Directory of other Gods / Goddess – Press 4 For Further Assistance from Menka / Pari / Angels -Press *. You press 1 and get connected to Ganeshji…

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A short love story

There was a Blind Gurl WhO Hate Herself cOz Of being Blind. She Hate every1 Except her Boy friend.. 1 day de Gurl said that if She can Only c the wOrld she will marry her bOyfriend, One day sOme1 dOnated eyes On her & then she saw Every thing including her bOyfriend , her bOyfriend ask her, “nOw that u can c , will u Marry Me?”, the girl was shOcked when she saw her bOyfriend is alsO Blind, & she refuse tO Marry…

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