If there is a call center in heaven..

Imagine what would happen if GOD puts a call center in Heaven.

When you pray, you will get this response:

“Hi ,Thank you for calling Heaven.
If you want to speak to
Lord Ganesha – Press 1
Lord Shiva – Press 2
Lord Krishna – Press 3 ( Sorry, he is Busy with “Gopiyan ” )
For a Directory of other Gods / Goddess – Press 4 For Further Assistance from Menka / Pari / Angels -Press *.
You press 1 and get connected to Ganeshji and hear the Following message :

If you want to make a request – Press 5
For complaints / Grievances – Press 6 ( Seldom works)
For thanks giving – Press 7
For any thing else , please press 8 and wait for the Customer Support Angel to talk to you
If you would like to hear Naradji (TOLLFREE) singing Bhajan while you are holding – Press *

After a few minutes comes the following message :
“Our records show that you have already prayed once today. Please try again tomorrow . Meanwhile , if you require any emergency assistance,

please contact our offshore Customer Support Executive priest of your nearest temple. Thank you for calling

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