Category Archives: Jokes

Lighter side of Poems

Roses are red, violets are blue Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo. Don’t feel so angry, you will find me there too Not in a cage but laughing at you. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Twinkle twinkle little star You should know what you are And once you know what you are Mental hospital is not so far. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful Why doesn’t it rain on you? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* I wrote your…

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Project Managers

Team of Managers was given an assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So theManagers go out to the flagpole with ladders and tape.They’re falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures – the whole thing is just a mess. An Engineer comes along and sees what they’re trying to do, walks over,pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures it from end to end, gives the measurement to one of the managers and walks away. After the Engineer has gone,…

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Baapu Ne Bola Hai

Baapu Ne Bola Hai……. “Agar koi tumhari salary na increase kare , tumhe promotion na de, tum kam karte raho…. sirf kam hi nehi zada kam karo…… promotion ki ummed na karo……. Dekhna, Uski aatma ek din jaroor jaagegi. Aur vo tumhe salary hike aur promotion zaroor dega” Aur agar fir bhi koi salary hike aur promotion nahi mile , to uske paas jana, use ek Guldasta dena…. aur kehna……. Get well soon maamu, i am resigning… 🙂 0

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Before and After marriage

Before the marriage: He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don’t even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: NO! Why you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: Yes! She: Will you hit me? He: No way! I’m not such kind of person! She: Can I trust you? He: Yes. Now after the marriage you can read it from…

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Indian moms

A young Indian man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, “Ma, I’m going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I’m going to marry.” The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. Later, he says, “Okay Ma, guess which one I’m going to marry.” She immediately replies, “The one…

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Bihar Driving License Application!!

DERIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter. He will give you the licen. If you dot know how to fill ,copy from your phriend (dost)applikason. For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason. 1. Last name: (_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Don’t no (Check karet box) 2. Phust name: (_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Don’t no (Check karet box) 3. Age: (_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Don’t no…

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Bug dialogues by Tollywood Stars

Mahesh Babu ‘Bug ni chudalanukovacchu – Tappu ledu Rectify Cheyyalanukovaddu – Chacchi Pothav’ Prabhas ‘Smile Smile Smile Ee Prapancham entho peddadi , Andhulo ee software entho chinnadhi , Andhulo ee bug chala chala chinnadhi , so don’t bother about it , Smile Smile Smile’. Aparichithudu Oka line lo 5 bugs vunte thappa – kadu 5 lines lo 5 bugs vunte thappa – china thappu 5 programs lo 5 lines lo 5 bugs Vunte thappu kada – pedda thappe. Chiru ‘Idhigidhigo bossu …. Maree antha speed…

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