Category Archives: Jokes

Baapu Ne Bola Hai

Baapu Ne Bola Hai……. “Agar koi tumhari salary na increase kare , tumhe promotion na de, tum kam karte raho…. sirf kam hi nehi zada kam karo…… promotion ki ummed na karo……. Dekhna, Uski aatma ek din jaroor jaagegi. Aur vo tumhe salary hike aur promotion zaroor dega” Aur agar fir bhi koi salary hike aur promotion nahi mile , to uske paas jana, use ek Guldasta dena…. aur kehna……. Get well soon maamu, i am resigning… 🙂 0

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Before and After marriage

Before the marriage: He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don’t even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: NO! Why you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: Yes! She: Will you hit me? He: No way! I’m not such kind of person! She: Can I trust you? He: Yes. Now after the marriage you can read it from…

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Indian moms

A young Indian man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, “Ma, I’m going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I’m going to marry.” The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. Later, he says, “Okay Ma, guess which one I’m going to marry.” She immediately replies, “The one…

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Bihar Driving License Application!!

DERIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter. He will give you the licen. If you dot know how to fill ,copy from your phriend (dost)applikason. For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason. 1. Last name: (_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Don’t no (Check karet box) 2. Phust name: (_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Don’t no (Check karet box) 3. Age: (_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Don’t no…

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Bug dialogues by Tollywood Stars

Mahesh Babu ‘Bug ni chudalanukovacchu – Tappu ledu Rectify Cheyyalanukovaddu – Chacchi Pothav’ Prabhas ‘Smile Smile Smile Ee Prapancham entho peddadi , Andhulo ee software entho chinnadhi , Andhulo ee bug chala chala chinnadhi , so don’t bother about it , Smile Smile Smile’. Aparichithudu Oka line lo 5 bugs vunte thappa – kadu 5 lines lo 5 bugs vunte thappa – china thappu 5 programs lo 5 lines lo 5 bugs Vunte thappu kada – pedda thappe. Chiru ‘Idhigidhigo bossu …. Maree antha speed…

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