Bug dialogues by Tollywood Stars

Mahesh Babu
‘Bug ni chudalanukovacchu – Tappu ledu
Rectify Cheyyalanukovaddu – Chacchi Pothav’

Prabhas
‘Smile Smile Smile
Ee Prapancham entho peddadi ,
Andhulo ee software entho chinnadhi ,
Andhulo ee bug chala chala chinnadhi ,
so don’t bother about it ,
Smile Smile Smile’.

Aparichithudu
Oka line lo 5 bugs vunte thappa – kadu
5 lines lo 5 bugs vunte thappa – china thappu
5 programs lo 5 lines lo 5 bugs Vunte thappu kada – pedda thappe.
Chiru
‘Idhigidhigo bossu …. Maree antha speed vaddhu story maaripoddhi…
Mana program lo mottam 2500 lines vunnayi
Andulo 1250 bugs vunnayi
Andulo 750 Runtime bugs ithey migilinavi , 500 bugs
compile time bugs.
Kaani valla program lo 100 lines vunnayi , Andulo 10 bugs vunnayi.
100 lines ki 10 bugs vunte 2500 lines enni bugs vundali?’

Balaiah
Nee bugs lo dammenta , nee Code lo pavarenta…
Nenu talachukunte kantichooputo bugs ni Srushtistaa
kaani Solve cheyalenu jaagratta…

Nag
‘Oye yetthi kottanante yetlo padadame kadu Surru summaipodhi , Bug Big auvdhi’.

Venkatesh
‘Ayyo Ayyo Ayyayyo
Any Language
Any Compiler
Any no of Bugs
Single Hand -> Ganesh’

Pity Star (UdayKiran)
‘Chi Chi mee peddolunnarey , Coffee aani , Tea
aani , Meetings aani , Savalaksha Karanalu cheppi ma time waste chestaru.
Repu udayam padakondu gantalaki ee bug ni solve chesi ma youth power ento
chupista’

LoverBoy(Tarun)
Charminar , Software Bugs ilantivanni chuddanike
kani…bugs anevi fix cheyadaniki kadu..gurthunchuko……..

Now suddenly PowerStar will enter and say :-
‘Matter chusthe chinna area , dheentlo pedda chikkulu , Andukey
chepthunnanu my dear friend’s dayachesi ikkadnunchi dobbeyandi’……

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