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DEMENTIA TEST

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can’t take your time, answer all of them immediately. Okay? Let’s find out just how clever you really are…. Ready? GO!!! First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to…

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You Think English is Easy ???

A new twist to an oldie 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. 8) A bass…

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A short love story

There was a Blind Gurl WhO Hate Herself cOz Of being Blind. She Hate every1 Except her Boy friend.. 1 day de Gurl said that if She can Only c the wOrld she will marry her bOyfriend, One day sOme1 dOnated eyes On her & then she saw Every thing including her bOyfriend , her bOyfriend ask her, “nOw that u can c , will u Marry Me?”, the girl was shOcked when she saw her bOyfriend is alsO Blind, & she refuse tO Marry…

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Roles of Gods in terms of Software Engineering

Brahma : Systems Installation Vishnu : Systems Administration & Support Lakshmi : Finance and Accounts consultant Saraswati : Training and Knowledge Management Shiva : DBA (Crash Specialist) Ganesh : Quality Assuarance & Documentation Narada : Data transfer Yama : Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant Chitragupta : IDP & Personal Records Apsaras : Downloadable Viruses Devas : Mainframe Programmers Surya : Solaris Administrator Rakshasas : In house Hackers Ravan : Internet Explorer WWWF Kumbhakarnan : Zombie Process Lakshman : Support Software and Backup Hanuman : Linux/s390 Vaali…

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