Before the marriage: He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don’t even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: NO! Why you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: Yes! She: Will you hit me? He: No way! I’m not such kind of person! She: Can I trust you? He: Yes. Now after the marriage you can read it from…
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A young Indian man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, “Ma, I’m going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I’m going to marry.” The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. Later, he says, “Okay Ma, guess which one I’m going to marry.” She immediately replies, “The one…
DERIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter. He will give you the licen. If you dot know how to fill ,copy from your phriend (dost)applikason. For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason. 1. Last name: (_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Don’t no (Check karet box) 2. Phust name: (_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Don’t no (Check karet box) 3. Age: (_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Don’t no…
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Do you know the relationship between two eyes..? they blink together, they move together, they cry together, they see things together and they sleep together BUT THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER.. That’s what friendship is BUT BUT But when a beautiful girl comes in front, one eye goes blink and the other remains open …………………………………. Moral of the story: Girls can break even the best of friendships.
A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant. Scared, she confides this ‘news’ to her mother. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, “Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!” The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house. He sits in…
If you are addicted to computers, your mind thinks this way.. While eating, if you find chilli, press Ctrl+H and replace chillies with null values. While searching a book for a chapter, press Ctrl+F and search what you want. If you dont understand some one telling something, go to Google Translate and copy-paste his sentences and translate them to english. Last but not least.. You will worry alot, when you understand that life doesn’t have a Ctrl+Z.