Bihar Driving License Application!!

Jokes May 21, 2007 కృష్ణ బాబు

DERIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter. He will give you the licen. If you dot know how to fill ,copy from your phriend (dost)applikason. For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason. 1. Last name: (_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Don’t no (Check karet box) 2. Phust name: (_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Don’t no (Check karet box) 3. Age: (_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Don’t no…

Roles of Gods in terms of Software Engineering

Facebook Shares May 21, 2007 కృష్ణ బాబు

Brahma : Systems Installation Vishnu : Systems Administration & Support Lakshmi : Finance and Accounts consultant Saraswati : Training and Knowledge Management Shiva : DBA (Crash Specialist) Ganesh : Quality Assuarance & Documentation Narada : Data transfer Yama : Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant Chitragupta : IDP & Personal Records Apsaras : Downloadable Viruses Devas : Mainframe Programmers Surya : Solaris Administrator Rakshasas : In house Hackers Ravan : Internet Explorer WWWF Kumbhakarnan : Zombie Process Lakshman : Support Software and Backup Hanuman : Linux/s390 Vaali…

Friendship of Eyes

Special Jokes May 21, 2007 కృష్ణ బాబు

Do you know the relationship between two eyes..? they blink together, they move together, they cry together, they see things together and they sleep together BUT THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER.. That’s what friendship is BUT BUT But when a beautiful girl comes in front, one eye goes blink and the other remains open …………………………………. Moral of the story: Girls can break even the best of friendships.

Pregnant Unwed Daughter

Special Jokes May 21, 2007 కృష్ణ బాబు

A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant. Scared, she confides this ‘news’ to her mother. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, “Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!” The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house. He sits in…

Computer addicts

My Observations May 21, 2007 కృష్ణ బాబు

If you are addicted to computers, your mind thinks this way.. While eating, if you find chilli, press Ctrl+H and replace chillies with null values. While searching a book for a chapter, press Ctrl+F and search what you want. If you dont understand some one telling something, go to Google Translate and copy-paste his sentences and translate them to english. Last but not least.. You will worry alot, when you understand that life doesn’t have a Ctrl+Z.

Lonely Buddy

My Poetry May 21, 2007 కృష్ణ బాబు

I feel lonely. without a dear talk without a caring touch without a friendly look i feel lonely i feel lonely my buddy said, he had his girl who cares alot and talks to him i asked him what makes them happy he told me that the love they feel. i saw a bird which flied across which had some food for its lovely mate it flied to a tree where it had its nest and then she gave the food it had all my…

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