Before and After marriage
Before the marriage: He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don’t even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! She: Have you ever cheated on me?...
Month: May 2007
Similar to a wife
asp.net ki sql server wife…. php ki mysql wife.. wife deggara anni untai, undali kuda.. eppudu avasaram vachina mohamatam lekunda adagochu. kakapothe okko sari tedaloste mogudani kuda chudakunda...
Words ending with – gic
logic tragic magic nostalgic synergic energic allergic adrener’gic odontalgic
Words formed from top row of keyboard
i, it, OOP, our, out, peer, pepper, peru, perwert, pet, pit, poor, pop, pot, potter, pour, pout, pow, power, pre, query, quiet, quit, quite, quitter, require, retry, reuter, riot, rip, root, router,...
Indian moms
A young Indian man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, “Ma, I’m going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I’m going...
Bihar Driving License Application!!
DERIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter. He will give you the licen. If you dot know how to fill ,copy from your phriend (dost)applikason. For...
Roles of Gods in terms of Software Engineering
Brahma : Systems Installation Vishnu : Systems Administration & Support Lakshmi : Finance and Accounts consultant Saraswati : Training and Knowledge Management Shiva : DBA (Crash Specialist)...
Friendship of Eyes
Do you know the relationship between two eyes..? they blink together, they move together, they cry together, they see things together and they sleep together BUT THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER.. That’s...
Pregnant Unwed Daughter
A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant. Scared, she confides this ‘news’ to her mother. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, “Who was the pig that did this to you? I want...
Computer addicts
If you are addicted to computers, your mind thinks this way.. While eating, if you find chilli, press Ctrl+H and replace chillies with null values. While searching a book for a chapter, press Ctrl+F...