1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends… Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here.. 2. In the bus: A heavy lady...
Once it so happened in a flight that, James bond was sitting besides a Telugu guy. Both were traveling to US. Telugu Guy : “Hello, May I know ur name please?” James Bond :...
An American Born Desi returned to India and hired a tourist cab for sight seeing. When taken to the Taj Mahal in Agra, he asked how many years it took to build it. The...
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks ” What do they do here ?”...
Often happens in life A young teenage college guy send a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate. My Dear Reshma, Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options (a)10 marks, (b) 5 marks...
One morning at a doctors surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him” OK, what happened to your back?” The patient replies “You know that I work...
If only life could be like a computer! If you messed up your life, you could press “Alt, Ctrl, Delete” and start all over! To get your daily exercise, just click on “run”! If...
Imagine what would happen if GOD puts a call center in Heaven. When you pray, you will get this response: “Hi ,Thank you for calling Heaven. If you want to speak to Lord Ganesha –...
If he is late for class, he is told, “Time and Tide wait for none”. If she is late, then the bus was late. If a girl is dressed as a boy, she is...
A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as: “father, your daughter has been successful in BED.” ************ *** A husband, while he is on...