1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends... Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here.. 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing...
Once it so happened in a flight that, James bond was sitting besides a Telugu guy. Both were traveling to US. Telugu Guy : "Hello, May I know ur name please?" James Bond : "I am Bond.. James Bond."...
An American Born Desi returned to India and hired a tourist cab for sight seeing. When taken to the Taj Mahal in Agra, he asked how many years it took to build it. The guide replied 20 years. The...
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks " What do they do here ?" He was told, " First they put you in an...
Often happens in life A young teenage college guy send a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate. My Dear Reshma, Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options (a)10 marks, (b) 5 marks...
One morning at a doctors surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what happened to your back?" The patient replies "You know that I work...
If only life could be like a computer! If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over! To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you needed a break from...
Imagine what would happen if GOD puts a call center in Heaven. When you pray, you will get this response: "Hi ,Thank you for calling Heaven. If you want to speak to Lord Ganesha - Press 1 Lord Shiva...
If he is late for class, he is told, “Time and Tide wait for none”. If she is late, then the bus was late. If a girl is dressed as a boy, she is modern, says the world. But if a boy is dressed as...
A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as: “father, your daughter has been successful in BED.” ************ *** A husband, while he is on...