Category Archives: Jokes

సుత్తి – Jandhyala memories

సుత్తి అనే పదం కలియుగంలోనిది కాదమ్మ, త్రేతాయుగం నాటిది “తమ్ముడా భరతా! పిత్రువాక్య పరిపాలనా దక్షుడైన ఓ పుత్రుడిగా, సత్యశీలత గల ఒక వ్యక్తిగా, ఆడిన మాట తప్పని ఒక మనిషిగా, జాతికి నీతి నేర్పవలసిన బాధ్యతగల ఓ పురాణ పురుషుడిగా, ప్రజల శ్రేయస్సుని వాంచించే ఓ రాజకుమారునిగా, నాన్న గారి మాట నేను జవదాటలేను తమ్ముడు, రాజ్యానికి రాను, రాజ్యానికి రాలేనూ” అని రాముడు అంటే “అన్నయ్యా! నేను రాను అని ఒక్క మాట చెబితే చాలదా, దీనికి అంత సుత్తి ఎందుకు” అన్నాడు – Naalugu sthambaalaata movie 0

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3 Hilarious Videos that make fun of office culture

Three videos selected from the original post on This link has 7 videos. I like 3 of them, so reposting here with the same words. (copy-paste).

2. When you’ve been asked to do something that doesn’t make any sense at all
So your boss gives you a project with certain requirements, but they don’t seem as feasible to you as they do to your superior. Sometimes the expectations of higher-ups is just a bit out of touch with reality. Finally, there’s a video that validates this, complete with a real-life “expert.”

3. If everyone on a conference call was actually in one room…
You know the common pitfalls of dialing in to a meeting, even the one that happens every week. Watching it in live action is far more entertaining. A more accurate video has never been filmed.

5. The REAL anthem of office workers everywhere
OK, no, but really, this song gets it. The fact that this man’s coworkers helped create this video makes us think that working in that office probably isn’t so bad.


Super Insults – Jokes

A letter from a teacher to a parent: Dear Parent, Kumar doesn’t smell nice in class. Please try to Bathe him. Parent’s answer: Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him…… Mother to Son: Who is Tipu sultan ? Son : don’t know Mother : sometime give attention to study also Son to Mother : Do you know chinky aunty ? Mother : don’t know Son: sometimes give attention to PAPA also A cute xcuse: Teacher-Y r u late? Student-Mom & dad…

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Changing the world – the .css way

.dustBinBags { display:none; } .treesWithSurfacedRoots { padding-bottom:10px; } .carsParkedOutsideParkingSlot { position : absolute; padding : 5px; margin: 0; } .highlyTalkativePeople > .mouth { background : url (‘~/appearance_images/closed_mouth.png’) no-repeat; position : fixed; } .disease { visiblility : hidden; } .KrishnaSrikanth-Voice { font-size:xx-large; } .KrishnaSrikanth-Reputation { height : 100%; width : 100%; font-size : 5em; background-color : yellow; color : red; } 1+

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Facts in India – Party time

(Source: Forwarded email) # Always order soup 1 by 2 (INVENTED IN INDIA). That way you get more than if you had ordered 1 soup with an extra bowl. # When ordering sugar cane juice, first insist on no ice cubes. However after the first few sips, ask for the ice cubes with a straight face. # Ask for extra puri when you are just finishing your bhel or sev-puri. It is absolutely ok! Ask for pani after finishing Gol-gappa. It is good for health.…

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Appraisal letter

Dear Manager (HR), Vivek, my assistant programmer, can always be found hard at work in his cubicle. Vivek works independently, without wasting company time talking to colleagues. Vivek never thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always finishes given assignments on time. Often Vivek takes extended measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee breaks. Vivek is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Vivek can be…

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By all Means… MARRY! – Sayings

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. The great question… which I have not been able to answer……

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Long live bachelors

Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life !! Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. Don’t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for  two years. Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a…

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