Roses are red, violets are blue Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo. Don’t feel so angry, you will find me there too Not in a cage but laughing at you....
Team of Managers was given an assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So theManagers go out to the flagpole with ladders and tape.They’re falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures...
Baapu Ne Bola Hai……. “Agar koi tumhari salary na increase kare , tumhe promotion na de, tum kam karte raho…. sirf kam hi nehi zada kam karo…… promotion ki ummed na karo……. Dekhna,...
Before the marriage: He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don’t even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! She: Have you ever cheated on me?...
A young Indian man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, “Ma, I’m going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I’m going...
DERIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter. He will give you the licen. If you dot know how to fill ,copy from your phriend (dost)applikason. For...